The Reception
story originally posted here
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Pangalushu threw a stone into the pond. It skipped three times and then
quietly slipped into the murky abyss. Turkey Lips then screamed at the top
of his lungs “PANGA STOLE MY POWERSTONE.” It was true. The stone was not
Pangalushu’s. He stole it from T.L.’s top drawer the night before. “MOM,
THAT WAS MY LAST POWERSTONE!” cried T.L. [...]
The coldened mongrel goose stepped inside the golden old archibald. As
he was passing through the gate-door, he obstructed a camera flash.
Colonel Gold reminded him of his duty to the crown: he would serve
quickly or quickly be served. The colonel’s new tower of terror had
been actuated to his specifications, and the mongrel goose could tell
by the [...]
I stirred my drink calmly in the corner and took in the ambiance of the elegant ball room. I looked down at my shoe to ensure the dog feces I had stepped in earlier wasn’t visible, even if the smell was strong enough to nearly be audible. As I moved my head back to its [...]
review by Dang Johnson
Weird Manners is an important skill for most to have, and a great book to boot. The first weird manner, also known as “the promordial”, is the Friend’s-Girlfriend-Goodbye. When you are hanging out with your pal or chap and his girlfriend wants you to leave but he doesn’t know, you must effect [...]