new ideas as of 3/21/07:

Lonlon, Kuck, Klik, Rastus
"pickles? yes please"
john hopkin medical centers (guy changes his name to open them)
sedan utility van
cops using potato guns
brown and mint green (color scheme)
the more trans fat a food has got, the better it tastes
guy obsessed with getting cool domain names (cc.cc) (name.name)
(its like in the past if someone was named humbert humbert)
portrait of dorian gay
new contractions, can use->can's
food at ikea (expectations)
finland ww2 axis power
odin powell (colin misspells his own name on a check)
man with big areolas
"Man with big aromas?" / "Man with big auras?"

this page is where i will put some ideas i had for toons

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow (features rabbit)
Newsies
Nosferatu 1982 (fuck the 80s tho so i can never use this)
least hard diamond that ever existed
bipolar bear (stolen from counterstrike player =[)
hidden homo
platypus
truffle pig

kid sees hippopotamus man cartoon
he stops peopel from robbing a bank
so he decides to try getting real big like hippoman

bullies are bullying his friend
HIPPO BOY IS HERE
hey fatso ready for gettin beat up lol

sad

ends up in his 20s trying to figure out what went wrong

some names that's right i'm giving away names

booter
klomos / pomos
hekki po
lil' sneezer
king fudge
dildoo
mertuk
shuffy
charbo / harbo
quiche
malky
cormo
rubelard
gak
miggie
galant
aflo

here's some older ideas i had:

slopy joe
bobby biloche
the adventures of flip flakey
And now, the Mayor of Friend City, Bibo Talushi (gave this nickname to a girl i liked, relationship never developed, never using it again)
robot machine that you speak to and it hits keys on a keyboard (wanted to build it (hey this is kinda becoming like a blog lol blogs))
an infinite loop will certainly crash it. you see, however, i quite enjoy a good infinite loop.
merdivory
sugar mines (a setting)

u can see my creative process

JP Juicepants: at one point
JP Juicepants: the hen says
JP Juicepants: 'im hen james, bitch'
mjq jazz bar: hhahahaha

JP Juicepants: the flea tries to enter his mechanical dog into the westminster dog show

JP Juicepants: the thing that's funny about henry the hen is
JP Juicepants: you expect it to be this sort of stupid bland character
JP Juicepants: like Bob The Dog!
JP Juicepants: but like
JP Juicepants: it drinks a lot
JP Juicepants: and killed a baby once
JP Juicepants: (henry the hen)
mjq jazz bar: haha
mjq jazz bar: but hens are men
mjq jazz bar: i mean women
JP Juicepants: even better!

hunry
hanry
hynry
Henry the Hen
Rabbi Rabbit (moshe?)
animal butler (buffalo, beetle, badger, baboon, barracuda, dung beetle)
Dung Beetle Butler named Booter
flea that operates a mechanical dog that itches itself (name?)

napkins as a form of currency
poison crackers
air fried rice
rich richards
snitch or die

anthropomorphic or non-anthropomorphic animal or baby in mech suit (flea)
more names:
rapojus
huggerbobo
hobolupus
booter
lulufat
lolotar
toastdude

your dog's not going to be a winner
people trying to get to the dog show

JP Juicepants: look bro i know these arent the words u might want to hear
JP Juicepants: but
JP Juicepants: its time for u to start a blog

names: liver tate (l. tate), peanut brittle (p. brittle), snacks malone (s. malone), b. gammon, knifler
penis butler

for dinner: cocoa butter w/ a side of nuggets

It's going to seem like I'm running away
capital numbers
just do me one favor just dont try to make me mad
what's up with computer graphics anyway?

biceratops (bisexual dinosaur)
Lactose Lacrosse
Garcia the Beetle

blublu
babygreen
babigren
titifofo

oh so because my name is gladys im a girl is that it
what if my name was like
GLADLOR THE MAN-GLADIS
would u be happy then

fecal matters

nathaniel houp
apostrophe's
homerow
peking dunk
peaking duck
______ yolk
ranging bull
master dieter
homerow smith
meat muffin
bomb arley
young yeller
friar tuck / more like friar fuck

I'M TOO ANGRY TO EAT THIS CROISSANT!!
even if no one's following u ur still a leader

tell me everything i need to know
don't patronise me
don't add fluff to our conversationes
i have houp dreams

oot and aboot in a hoose boot fishing for troot with the boy scoots

Men II Boyz
Boyz II Nothing
Boyz II Lozerz
Boy II Man
Boyz II Dudez

Luvler Dag
Houp d'état

"I never settled." -- Epitaph of the Ever-Lonely Man.
i'm inside a layaway payment
ice comet
town uterus
i like a girl who eats white meat cus i get the dark
i like a girl who likes dark meat cus we are the same

cool ghoul
scientific false information
hen at the beach
visual sand castle

fax machines rule
flintstones with guns
rebbel
rebbels rule
90s rivival
famous white / fancy white

after being laid low for several light years by a case of bad space sushi, yon arose from his sleep chamber. he instructed creetle to direct the space ship towards planet nebnar. creetle was hesitant, as he knew that the inhabitants of nebnar were hostile towards his kind (motion robots). after computing the seniority of yon, creetle humbly capitulated, and changed the ship coordinates to -384, -136, and the pair headed towards the rulu galaxy. yon knew that it would be several nanodays before they arrived, and he settled into a new model hyper sleep chamber. he issued a final command to creetle: "wake me up when we get to earth."

tagging names

kid blood
bloodkid
krang

conneticut
rakkoon
hekki po stubs his mighty toe
klu klux klams

this was a yumsters song i never made:

yumsters! yumsters!
they're diggin' gold and makin' fun

yumsters! yumsters!
they're havin' a ball and shootin' a gun

booter, loves to dance
he shuffles on the ship and shoots a clip

pomos, has fun smelling stuff
smells his perfume, smells his own smells

hekki po jumps and gets lost
findin gold in the biggest dumps

yumsters! yumsters!
thats the guys theyre havin a time

yumsters! yumsters!
enjoy the show, its time to watch

mommy, where do babies come from?
babylandia